Saturday, 23 February 2013

Hi ho hi ho its off to work...

What was your dream job when a child? Did you always see a romantic version of yourself saving the world or at least some little animal that was desperate for your care?  I did .. well the animal part anyway.  Yep I wanted to be a vet ..

The notion of saving some cute little puppy's life or rescuing a kitten from the jaws of certain death always appealed.  But reality is far different to childhood fantasies.  Very different.

Yep I did work experience at vet surgery.  I could inject my own pets and remove stitches, but the brain power to achieve this dream I did not have.. thus it never happened.

So what have I done to contribute to this countries work ethic?..well..where to start.

I moved out of home at 18 and travelled to the far ( in theory anyway) end of our state.. Hobart.  I manages to gain 2 jobs fairly quickly in sales.  One was great.  Clothes and local craft were abundant within this store and I also did some modelling for the owner.  The other.. well lets just say the result of that job still haunts me today.  I admit I was young and naive but I really did not need to be treated in the way I was as it really has scared me to this day as I do doubt my capabilities regularly.  No one should be treated like that.

Anyway greener pastures beckoned and I went to work in a department store.  This position had its ups and downs.. positives and negatives and in the end although I was made redundant, and at the time was totally shattered, it proved to be a blessing in disguise. 

Up and moved back to the other end of the state.. to my family.  What to do now?? I know! ..  I will travel to far flung places and explore a bit of the world.. but I needed money...

Apple picking.  For those of you who happily bite into a nice crisp apple and think.. mmm this is great.. please in the future spare a thought for the poor bugger that picked it for you.  This is one back breaking job ! There is nothing like a cold frosty morning dragging your apple collecting harness around with frozen fingers.  Climbing to the top of some huge wonky ladder that is placed with bated breath in a position that you prey will not topple when you are reaching for that elusive fruit at the top of the tree. It sucks big time !!! 

A snap of one of the
 places I work now

Its hard, its cold, its exhausting and it hurts your body in places that one did not even know existed .. but.. after a few days the body healed, the sun shone and the people were great so it wasn't too bad.  I can prune a decent apple tree and graft different varieties onto one..so I did learn something !  And it did pay my way overseas.

When I returned what to do then.. yep back to the orchard.  Didn't stay too long, and since then I have worked in science centres, plant nurseries (loved that ), theatre and now I work 2 jobs in retail and theatre/ catering.  I'm busy, I'm tired but hey I do enjoy them all. I'm lucky as they work for me and the people are great.

But the hardest job I have ever EVER done is one that I have been at for a few years now and can see no immediate resignation in sight.  yep I'm a mum ...!  The pay is nothing, the hours are 24/7, the duties involve EVERYTHING one can imagine and it never ends but, the smiles make up for the lack of pay,  the bed time cuddles for the lack of sleep and the moments of quiet when all is right in the home fix everything else.

So what have you done and what are your challenges that lay ahead?  I may not have reached my dream job and become the saviour of the animal kingdom but this is the path my life has chosen to go..and really it ain't too bad !

Cheers Dilly xxx

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Why have I been away...?? .. hmmm

You may  (or may not ) have been wondering where I have been these past few weeks.  Where have my "Oh so wonderful blogs of info and daily goings on" been ... well the answer is in one word... IPOD.... !!!

Yep those pieces of plastic computery stuff that my Ferals were given for Christmas by some twit .. IE: me.
The poor cat gets chased
with ipod child !
Those things that although in theory are great fun and can keep them entertained when necessary have proceeded to overtake our domestic bliss and turn it into ... to put it politely **#^!#!* AHHHH !!!!!!!

How many games does the average Feral require I ask myself?. The answer... as many as can be fitted onto the thingo after deleting continuously and reloading..which calculates to around 30.  How much download from our computer does this require?? Answer.. ALL OF IT !!  Hence I have not been able to access my cyberspace life for 3 weeks unless I wanted to wait for 100 years for the home page to download.  NOT HAPPY !!
Yep this is what
they photograph !!

Now I'm sure the genius people who invented these amazing pieces of technology are slapping each other on the backs with gusto congratulating themselves.. and so they should.. but the only slapping here in my house of mud is the continual slapping of Feral against Feral as they fight to regain the upper hand of the downloading experience !!

I personally do not know how the things work.  It takes a 7 year old to show me the on and off button!!  Am I the only one like that?  I hope not !!  They have requested an Ipad next.. huh.. over my dead body !! Are they not just an over sized Ipod anyway?

What happens also when a Weedy Feral drops his on our not so friendly brick flooring??  Yep.. crack !!  I never realised such a horrendous noise could come from something so small !! And he wanted it fixed  NOW!!  After explaining to him in between the screaming fits that it is 8pm, the  repairer  is closed and him not accepting this answer due to having lost the plot, I finally removed the offending item till peace returned..about 2 days.  Yes we will get it repaired..when I'm ready.  It still works anyway !

I am sure the novelty will wear off in time and the fighting might..if I'm lucky.. slow down ( I never expect it to stop completly ).  Maybe I will learn to work the thing.. but personally I'm happy being ipod illiterate. 

Cheers     Dilly xx

Ps: sorry about the funny colour of this blog.. pooter and I had a melt down and I do not know how to fix !!